Friday, November 1, 2013

1 november



FORWARD
Let me just say this. I know you’re going to think everything in this book is about me. First person does that. Plus, you’re likely to recognize certain facts in evidence and identify them as facts – the true kind, even, or at least the potentially seemingly plausible sort—and then extrapolate that other items juxtaposed with those are also, as a result, the true sort of facts. You’re probably going to end up thinking through whether all of these things really happened to me and whether they’re all reallio trulio true
I’m here to tell you that this is simply not an appropriate use of your time.
Try bingo.
You could finally take that indoor gardening class you’ve been putting off.
I’ve heard that travel to [ANYWHERE] is lovely at this time of year.
Really, it’s not me. It’s not even you.
I’m glad we’ve established that.

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