The stories I would like to be writing are those that seem
like they shouldn’t be told because they are life and they are just what
happen. Still, I like to know what happens to you sometimes, so let’s assume
that the reverse is true. Consider the following headlines…
1. That Time on the Metro When It Wasn’t
Moving (With the Cast of Characters) (King Rat, Presiding)
2. When Everyone Wore Green and Black
to the Career Fair
3. The Flag of Albania Turns out to
be Unexpectedly Sweet
4. Looking At Shoes is Much More
Acceptable
5. And That’s Why I Take the Bus/
Revolt Against the Platform Monarch
6. Where Mikey Patschak Knows Not to
Rush Off the Commuter Bus and I Watch and Learn
7. Where My Skirt Twists Every Time I
Step Forward And I Jerk It Back With My Hands In My Pockets All Sort-Of Cool
And Everyone Decently Pretends Not to Notice
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